The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Quotes from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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"Art is subjective, which is why I consider kidnapping an art form."
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"Nature is beautiful until it gets in the way of what you want."
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"Peace is boring. Chaos is where the real fun happens."
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"Freedom is just another word for no one watching you."
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"The truth will set you free, which is why I prefer lies."
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"Time is a river, and I've learned to swim against the current."
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"Knowledge is power, but secrecy is true power."
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"Education is wasted on the educated. They can't be manipulated."
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"Change happens whether you're ready or not. I chose to be ready."
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"Courage is just another word for not getting caught."
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"Hope is for people without a solid escape plan."
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"Family is what you make it, and I made mine in a bunker."
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"Friendship is a trap set by society to keep you from your true potential."
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"Success means nothing if you're not using it to control others."
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"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to keep us reproducing. Terrifying, really."
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"The key to happiness is accepting that you'll never be happy."
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"I'm not a human, I'm a shape-shifter who feeds on the life force of young women."
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"Solitude beats people, but only when the solitude has a view."
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"My best relationships end on the terms I dictate."
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"Inspiration struck me the day I was born into wealth."
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"The only thing motivating me is the desire to have more than I already have."
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"Politics is for people who didn't inherit enough money to stay neutral."
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"I only read books that have been made into movies, and preferably stars."
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"Philosophy without champagne is just sad."
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"History is important, which is why I'm making mine count."
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"Technology should enhance beauty and increase wealth—otherwise, why bother?"
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"Imagination is wasted on those without the funds to execute their fantasies."
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"Adventure is traveling somewhere and returning to exactly where you left your life."
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"Health is the best investment because it makes you look fabulous."
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"Money solves all problems, or at least all mine."
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