Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

C
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
K
"I'm a Section 8, honey. That means I'm nuts!"
Klinger
K
"A laugh a day keeps the Section 8 away."
Klinger
K
"Life without laughter is just existence."
Klinger
T
"If you love Total Destruction, you'll love working for me."
Tony Stark
T
"I've got to hand it to you—you're a lot more fun than the last God we've met."
Tony Stark
T
"I'm allergic to stupidity."
Tony Stark
T
"Humor lightens the load."
Tony Stark
K
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
Klinger
K
"Life's too short not to laugh at its absurdities."
Klinger
C
"A sense of humor is the difference between breaking down and moving forward."
Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
C
"Humor isn't frivolous - it's survival."
Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
M
"A little humor can get you through anything."
Maxwell Klinger
M
"A smile can be a small act of rebellion."
Maxwell Klinger
R
"A good sense of humor helps you survive just about anything."
Radar O'Reilly
R
"A good laugh can heal almost anything."
Radar O'Reilly
M
"I'm not insane, I'm just colorful"
Maxwell Klinger
M
"The world needs more laughter and less judgment"
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Laughter is the best medicine in any hospital"
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Find humor even in the darkest moments"
Maxwell Klinger
C
"Sometimes the best medicine isn't in a bottle - it's in a good laugh with a friend."
Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
R
"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."
Radar O'Reilly
R
"Humor keeps you sane in insane times."
Radar O'Reilly
M
"I'm a woman trapped in a man's army, and let me tell you, the fashion opportunities are limited."
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Humor is the best medicine when the real medicine doesn't work."
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Sanity is overrated when insanity is so much more colorful."
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Life is too strange to take seriously all the time."
Maxwell Klinger
M
"Laughter is the best weapon against despair."
Maxwell Klinger
C
"The best medicine is laughter, especially when things look darkest."
Colonel Sherman Potter
C
"There's nothing funny about war, but if you don't laugh, you'll cry."
Colonel Sherman Potter