Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
"I'm a Section 8, honey. That means I'm nuts!"Klinger
"A laugh a day keeps the Section 8 away."Klinger
"Life without laughter is just existence."Klinger
"If you love Total Destruction, you'll love working for me."Tony Stark
"I've got to hand it to you—you're a lot more fun than the last God we've met."Tony Stark
"I'm allergic to stupidity."Tony Stark
"Humor lightens the load."Tony Stark
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Klinger
"Life's too short not to laugh at its absurdities."Klinger
"A sense of humor is the difference between breaking down and moving forward."Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor isn't frivolous - it's survival."Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
"A little humor can get you through anything."Maxwell Klinger
"A smile can be a small act of rebellion."Maxwell Klinger
"A good sense of humor helps you survive just about anything."Radar O'Reilly
"A good laugh can heal almost anything."Radar O'Reilly
"I'm not insane, I'm just colorful"Maxwell Klinger
"The world needs more laughter and less judgment"Maxwell Klinger
"Laughter is the best medicine in any hospital"Maxwell Klinger
"Find humor even in the darkest moments"Maxwell Klinger
"Sometimes the best medicine isn't in a bottle - it's in a good laugh with a friend."Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."Radar O'Reilly
"Humor keeps you sane in insane times."Radar O'Reilly
"I'm a woman trapped in a man's army, and let me tell you, the fashion opportunities are limited."Maxwell Klinger
"Humor is the best medicine when the real medicine doesn't work."Maxwell Klinger
"Sanity is overrated when insanity is so much more colorful."Maxwell Klinger
"Life is too strange to take seriously all the time."Maxwell Klinger
"Laughter is the best weapon against despair."Maxwell Klinger
"The best medicine is laughter, especially when things look darkest."Colonel Sherman Potter
"There's nothing funny about war, but if you don't laugh, you'll cry."Colonel Sherman Potter