Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"You can find humor even in the worst situations if you look for it."Radar O'Reilly
"Humor is the best medicine, even better than what's in the supply closet."Radar O'Reilly
"Humor is the best medicine, especially in desperate times."Maxwell Klinger
"I've worn more dresses than some women own shoes."Maxwell Klinger
"A good laugh can heal almost anything."Maxwell Klinger
"A good laugh is worth a thousand sleeping pills."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Humor is how we survive when crying won't help."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Laughter is the best medicine—after rest and fluids."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Humor gets us through the darkest days."Radar O'Reilly
"Humor is the best medicine in a place like this."Radar O'Reilly
"Humor has its place, but professionalism comes first."Frank Burns
"Even humor has its limits in a surgical unit."Frank Burns
"Sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh and good company."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Humor is the best medicine when tears are all you want to cry."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Humor keeps us from crying, and sometimes we need to laugh to survive."Margaret Houlihan
"Humor in the darkest moments is survival."Margaret Houlihan
"Laughter is the best medicine, though I prefer my whiskey."Colonel Sherman Potter
"A joke at the right moment can save a life—literally."Colonel Sherman Potter
"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."Margaret Houlihan
"Humor is sometimes the only appropriate response to absurdity."Margaret Houlihan
"Humor is the best medicine. Trust me, I'm a doctor."B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor is how we survive what shouldn't be survivable."B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor is the only sane response to insanity."Margaret Houlihan
"Humor is a weapon against despair."Margaret Houlihan
"You know, Margaret, sometimes I think the only way to survive this place is to laugh at it."B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor is survival when nothing else works."B.J. Hunnicutt
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the O.R."Hawkeye Pierce
"You can't solve everything with a joke, but you can try."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is a survival mechanism."Hawkeye Pierce
"The best jokes are the ones that make people forget about the war."Hawkeye Pierce