Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"You can find humor even in the worst situations if you look for it."
Radar O'Reilly
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"Humor is the best medicine, even better than what's in the supply closet."
Radar O'Reilly
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"Humor is the best medicine, especially in desperate times."
Maxwell Klinger
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"I've worn more dresses than some women own shoes."
Maxwell Klinger
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"A good laugh can heal almost anything."
Maxwell Klinger
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"A good laugh is worth a thousand sleeping pills."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Humor is how we survive when crying won't help."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Laughter is the best medicine—after rest and fluids."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Humor gets us through the darkest days."
Radar O'Reilly
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"Humor is the best medicine in a place like this."
Radar O'Reilly
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"Humor has its place, but professionalism comes first."
Frank Burns
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"Even humor has its limits in a surgical unit."
Frank Burns
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"Sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh and good company."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Humor is the best medicine when tears are all you want to cry."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Humor keeps us from crying, and sometimes we need to laugh to survive."
Margaret Houlihan
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"Humor in the darkest moments is survival."
Margaret Houlihan
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"Laughter is the best medicine, though I prefer my whiskey."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"A joke at the right moment can save a life—literally."
Colonel Sherman Potter
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"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."
Margaret Houlihan
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"Humor is sometimes the only appropriate response to absurdity."
Margaret Houlihan
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"Humor is the best medicine. Trust me, I'm a doctor."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"Humor is how we survive what shouldn't be survivable."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"Humor is the only sane response to insanity."
Margaret Houlihan
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"Humor is a weapon against despair."
Margaret Houlihan
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"You know, Margaret, sometimes I think the only way to survive this place is to laugh at it."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"Humor is survival when nothing else works."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the O.R."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"You can't solve everything with a joke, but you can try."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is a survival mechanism."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"The best jokes are the ones that make people forget about the war."
Hawkeye Pierce