Humor Quotes

"Humor is the shortest distance between two people in pain."

"Humor keeps you sane in this business."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"Humor is subjective, but my good looks are universal."

"Why be funny when you can be fabulous?"

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when directed at someone else's expense."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when it's at someone else's expense."

"I'm not just handsome, I'm also incredibly intelligent. Well, handsome anyway."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Humor is how we cope with life. I make people laugh unintentionally."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when directed at someone else's misfortune."

"A little humor can defuse any situation."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best way to deal with life's problems."

"A good sense of humor can get you through almost anything."

"I never met a camera I didn't like."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't trust."

"A good laugh is the best medicine for what ails you."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is laugh at yourself."

"Humor masks your desperation."

"Oh my stars and garters!"

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at life's absurdities."

"I've learned that laughter is indeed the best medicine."

"Humor is a way of coping with life's struggles"

"Life's too important to take too seriously all the time."

"Humor is how we survive the tough times."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds suitably ominous."

"I tend to think of meself as a roguish type, perhaps not altogther honest."