Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is sometimes the only appropriate response."B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor is a form of truth-telling."B.J. Hunnicutt
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."M*A*S*H
"Humor is a cry for help dressed up as a joke."M*A*S*H
"A good laugh can save more lives than a good surgeon."M*A*S*H
"The key to a good life is to laugh at the right things - and everything is the right thing."Hawkeye Pierce
"The best jokes are the ones that make you laugh and cry at the same time."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is how we survive things that shouldn't be survivable."Hawkeye Pierce
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the OR."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is the only weapon against despair."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is truth wrapped in a joke."Hawkeye Pierce
"A good drink can't fix everything, but it's a hell of a start."M*A*S*H
"Humor is the only weapon that doesn't require ammunition."M*A*S*H
"The only sane response to war is laughter."M*A*S*H
"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."M*A*S*H
"Humor in this tent is dark because our reality is dark."B.J. Hunnicutt
"Humor is our weapon when we have no other defense."B.J. Hunnicutt
"I'm not a surgeon. I'm a barber with a complex."Hawkeye Pierce
"Somebody's got to have a sense of humor around here."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is the best defense against the truth."Hawkeye Pierce
"I joke because if I didn't, I'd scream."Hawkeye Pierce
"Humor is a weapon against despair."Hawkeye Pierce
"Laughter is the best anesthesia."M*A*S*H
"Humor is how humans survive."M*A*S*H
"I've found that laughter truly is the best medicine."Sue Ann Nivens
"A little humor can solve almost any problem."Sue Ann Nivens
"Humor is the best medicine for any situation."Sue Ann Nivens
"Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself, which I do frequently - at my own jokes."Ted Baxter
"Humor is laughing with yourself and at everyone else's misfortune."Ted Baxter
"Laughter is the best medicine, especially when the real medicine isn't working."M*A*S*H