Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

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"Humor is sometimes the only appropriate response."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"Humor is a form of truth-telling."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."
M*A*S*H
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"Humor is a cry for help dressed up as a joke."
M*A*S*H
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"A good laugh can save more lives than a good surgeon."
M*A*S*H
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"The key to a good life is to laugh at the right things - and everything is the right thing."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"The best jokes are the ones that make you laugh and cry at the same time."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is how we survive things that shouldn't be survivable."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the OR."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is the only weapon against despair."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is truth wrapped in a joke."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"A good drink can't fix everything, but it's a hell of a start."
M*A*S*H
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"Humor is the only weapon that doesn't require ammunition."
M*A*S*H
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"The only sane response to war is laughter."
M*A*S*H
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"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."
M*A*S*H
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"Humor in this tent is dark because our reality is dark."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"Humor is our weapon when we have no other defense."
B.J. Hunnicutt
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"I'm not a surgeon. I'm a barber with a complex."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Somebody's got to have a sense of humor around here."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is the best defense against the truth."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"I joke because if I didn't, I'd scream."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Humor is a weapon against despair."
Hawkeye Pierce
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"Laughter is the best anesthesia."
M*A*S*H
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"Humor is how humans survive."
M*A*S*H
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"I've found that laughter truly is the best medicine."
Sue Ann Nivens
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"A little humor can solve almost any problem."
Sue Ann Nivens
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"Humor is the best medicine for any situation."
Sue Ann Nivens
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"Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself, which I do frequently - at my own jokes."
Ted Baxter
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"Humor is laughing with yourself and at everyone else's misfortune."
Ted Baxter
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"Laughter is the best medicine, especially when the real medicine isn't working."
M*A*S*H