Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Comedy is the ability to make people laugh when they want to cry."Gilbert Gottfried
"The key to life is learning to laugh at yourself, because if you don't, someone else will do it for you."Don Knotts
"I've always believed that the best comedy comes from telling the truth about human nature."Don Knotts
"Every moment of embarrassment is just material for a better story later."Don Knotts
"Laughter is healing medicine that no doctor can prescribe."Don Knotts
"Humor is the best defense against life's hardships."Don Knotts
"I've been called a lot of things, but never boring. That's my greatest achievement."Fanny Brice
"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age and your past."Fanny Brice
"Humor is how we survive; laughter is how we live."Fanny Brice
"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them think too hard about it."Harvey Korman
"The key to a good life is knowing when to laugh at yourself and when to laugh at others."Tim Conway
"Comedy is about finding the truth in the absurd details of everyday life."Tim Conway
"The best humor comes from observing what everyone sees but nobody mentions."Tim Conway
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."Tim Conway
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it."Sophie Tucker
"The world needs laughter as much as it needs hope."Sophie Tucker
"The only thing better than being talked about is making them laugh."Sophie Tucker
"I believe in the power of a good story and a better punchline."Sophie Tucker
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I've spent my life trying to be the cure."Don Knotts
"A well-timed joke can diffuse any tension."Don Knotts
"Laughter is the best medicine."Eddie Cantor
"Life without humor is just too tragic."Eddie Cantor
"Humor lightens the darkest days."Eddie Cantor
"I'm not a method actor. I'm just annoying."Gilbert Gottfried
"Comedy is about timing and truth, usually in that order."Gilbert Gottfried
"Humor is the distance between where things are and where they should be."Gilbert Gottfried
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."Gilbert Gottfried
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I've built my life on it."Fanny Brice
"Comedy is tragedy plus time plus the right audience."Fanny Brice
"Humor is a way of saying difficult things lightly."Fanny Brice