Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

B
"Comedy is a high wire act."
Bill Murray
B
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to complain."
Bill Murray
B
"I don't blame him. I think it's all pretty hilarious."
Bill Murray
B
"I think people like it when you make them laugh."
Bill Murray
B
"I kind of have a dark sense of humor."
Bill Murray
G
"The best comedy comes from pain, and the best pain comes from truth."
Gilbert Gottfried
G
"Humor is the bridge between what we are and what we could be."
Gilbert Gottfried
F
"Comedy is tragedy plus time, and I had plenty of both."
Fanny Brice
F
"The world needs more people who can laugh at themselves before others do."
Fanny Brice
F
"I treated my body like a temple, but I let the devil have visiting hours."
Fanny Brice
F
"If you're going to fail, fail big and make people laugh about it."
Fanny Brice
F
"Humor is the best medicine and the best weapon."
Fanny Brice
D
"I have more fun than anyone working in movies, and I have more fun than anyone should be allowed to have."
Dan Aykroyd
D
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
Dan Aykroyd
D
"Laughter is contagious."
Dan Aykroyd
"Comedy is about being truthful."
John Belushi
"Laughter is the best medicine."
John Belushi
E
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I should know—I've tested it extensively."
Eddie Cantor
E
"The best comedy comes from the truth of human experience."
Eddie Cantor
E
"The man who cannot laugh at himself is missing the best audience."
Eddie Cantor
B
"I believe you have to laugh at the things that scare and sadden you, it's a way of coping."
Bill Murray
B
"Life is pretty funny when you look at it the right way."
Bill Murray
B
"Humor is the antidote to despair."
Bill Murray
G
"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"
George Lopez
G
"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"
George Lopez
G
"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"
George Lopez
G
"Humor is the best medicine for tough times"
George Lopez
G
"Laughter is medicine for the soul"
George Lopez
G
"The best comedy comes from truth, no matter how uncomfortable that truth might be."
Gilbert Gottfried
G
"Humor is the highest form of intelligence."
Gilbert Gottfried