Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Comedy is a high wire act."Bill Murray
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to complain."Bill Murray
"I don't blame him. I think it's all pretty hilarious."Bill Murray
"I think people like it when you make them laugh."Bill Murray
"I kind of have a dark sense of humor."Bill Murray
"The best comedy comes from pain, and the best pain comes from truth."Gilbert Gottfried
"Humor is the bridge between what we are and what we could be."Gilbert Gottfried
"Comedy is tragedy plus time, and I had plenty of both."Fanny Brice
"The world needs more people who can laugh at themselves before others do."Fanny Brice
"I treated my body like a temple, but I let the devil have visiting hours."Fanny Brice
"If you're going to fail, fail big and make people laugh about it."Fanny Brice
"Humor is the best medicine and the best weapon."Fanny Brice
"I have more fun than anyone working in movies, and I have more fun than anyone should be allowed to have."Dan Aykroyd
"A good laugh is the best medicine."Dan Aykroyd
"Laughter is contagious."Dan Aykroyd
"Comedy is about being truthful."John Belushi
"Laughter is the best medicine."John Belushi
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I should know—I've tested it extensively."Eddie Cantor
"The best comedy comes from the truth of human experience."Eddie Cantor
"The man who cannot laugh at himself is missing the best audience."Eddie Cantor
"I believe you have to laugh at the things that scare and sadden you, it's a way of coping."Bill Murray
"Life is pretty funny when you look at it the right way."Bill Murray
"Humor is the antidote to despair."Bill Murray
"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"George Lopez
"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"George Lopez
"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"George Lopez
"Humor is the best medicine for tough times"George Lopez
"Laughter is medicine for the soul"George Lopez
"The best comedy comes from truth, no matter how uncomfortable that truth might be."Gilbert Gottfried
"Humor is the highest form of intelligence."Gilbert Gottfried