Humor Quotes

"The only thing that relieves stress is humor."

"The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it."

"Humor helps us cope with life's darkest moments with grace and dignity."

"Weird like us."

"Never underestimate the power of a quiet fart. It can change the course of human history."

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."

"A sense of humor is a sign of maturity."

"Alcohol is not the answer, but it helps you forget the question."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"The room-service Caesar salad was a masterpiece."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

"What was that? What did you say?"

"Never give up your sense of humor."

"Comedy is tragedy happening to other people - that's what makes it funny."

"You have to find humor in the darkness, or the darkness will consume you."

"I learned to laugh at myself before others could do it for me."

"The best comedy comes from truth, not from trying too hard."

"I've learned that laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Comedy is about finding the humanity in every situation."

"I've always believed that life is funnier when you don't take it too seriously."

"I think it's important to laugh at yourself and not take life too seriously."

"I believe in the importance of maintaining your sense of humor, even in difficult times."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."

"In the beginning, there was nothing, and it exploded."

"Cynicism is disappointment with a good sense of humor."

"One must maintain one's sense of humor in the face of absurdity."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."