Humor Quotes

"I've met saints and sinners, and the sinners are often better company."

"The difference between a man and a boy is the price of his toys."

"In Ireland, the inevitable never happens, only the impossible."

"The British have a way of making everything seem inevitable after they've done it."

"Dublin's a grand city when you've got the price of a pint."

"A Dubliner will tell you anything - whether you want to hear it or not."

"I never wanted to be respectable - respectability is for people with nothing to hide."

"The worst crime is not theft or violence - it's boring someone with your conversation."

"A man who doesn't know how to drink is a man who doesn't know how to live."

"The Irish have a way of turning tragedy into comedy - it's a survival mechanism."

"A man without a sense of humor is a man without a soul."

"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."

"Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people."

"The man who is always talking about being a real man usually isn't."

"Real joviality is a much rarer thing than most people suppose."

"A lawyer is a person who, while shaking your hand, counts your fingers."

"Humor is the survival mechanism of the intelligent."

"Being Southerners, it was a source of shame to some members of the family that we were not descended from any king whatsoever."

"Talking about yourself is inevitable when you don't know what to say."

"We're all pretty crazy sometimes."

"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."

"There is a time for laughing and a time for not laughing, and this is not one of them."

"There is much to be said for the human beings but the saying of it has always been a little bit of a bore."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the troubled heart."

"Pretend to be dead and you might actually fool someone."

"The Southerner is the most free perhaps of all people in his use of the absurd."

"She would have been a good woman if it had been somebody there to shoot her every day of her life."

"The spirit of comedy is refreshing to all who partake of it."

"To laugh at oneself is the beginning of wisdom."

"To laugh in the face of adversity is to be truly human."