Humor Quotes

"Sarcasm is the refuge of those who are afraid of their own power."

"Laughter is the medicine that heals the soul."

"What makes something funny is often what makes it tragic."

"All of us are crazy, only in different ways."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"We all pretend to be more than we are; this is the human comedy."

"Being bisexual doubles your chances of getting a date on Saturday night."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"That's funny, that's really funny."

"That's what makes it so funny."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laugh at life, and life will laugh with you."

"If you want to be a writer, you have to keep an open mind about suicide."

"The difference between humor and tragedy is sometimes just timing."

"We are all living lives of quiet desperation until we learn to laugh at ourselves."

"Life is too important to be taken seriously all the time."

"Humor is civilization's defense against despair."

"It kills me."

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

"It's funny. Don't get me wrong - it is funny."

"I'm always saying crude things."

"Almost everything I said so far is killed me."

"That killed me."

"I'm telling you. It's funny."

"I'm the most terrific athlete ever."

"That kills me every time."

"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all."

"Laughter is the only thing that separates us from our own insanity."

"Humor is the bridge between despair and acceptance."

"The only thing that sustains one through life is an unhealthy sense of humor."