Humor Quotes

"I have always maintained that existence is comedy."

"There is a cosmic joke and we are on the receiving end."

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather boa"

"Democracy means everybody has a chance to beat me to the draw"

"Laughter is the cure for despair"

"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to be a remedy."

"Laughter is good medicine, especially when you're not a doctor."

"When I grow up, I want to be a little boy."

"We laugh so we do not cry."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Stupidity is the only thing that transcends all cultures."

"Humor is the weapon of the wise against the tyranny of the powerful."

"It really does. It kills me."

"It's funny. It really is."

"It kills me. It always kills me."

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life."

"Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather boa in self defense"

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is the best response to adversity."

"He had the greatest laugh I ever heard."

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade and find someone whose life has given them vodka"

"Here is little Effie's head whose brains are made of gingerbread"

"Humor is the spice of life."

"The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to treat it a little bit lightly."

"Vegetarians are going to feel really stupid someday, sitting in their small, grave-like compartments."

"It really does. It kills me."

"That killed me absolutely."

"I'm quite sarcastic in my own way, too."

"That killed me absolutely dead."