Humor Quotes

"Comedy and tragedy are often separated by only a moment."

"Humor is the weapon of those who have nothing else left."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward."

"Hi ho."

"And I urge you to keep on being wry, forever."

"Unstirred coffee is unjust to the gravity of the situation."

"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. This is my favorite joke."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"I haven't lost anything, I just can't find it."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"The great thing about irony is that it is corrosive."

"We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are."

"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."

"Life is too hard to take seriously."

"In modern times, nothing is more serious than the comic spirit."

"Catch-22 says I can keep my sanity by doing anything, as long as I claim it makes me sane."

"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing."

"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."

"It is the humor that makes the tragedy bearable."

"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous."

"Sex is only interesting when it's slightly wrong."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"The difference between comedy and tragedy is just timing."

"I have a terrible confession to make - I like to drink gin in the morning."

"The worst of Americans is their sense of humor."

"The worst thing that can happen to a person is to become funny."

"I really am quite the sexual maniac."

"That killed me. That really did."

"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"A dark comedy about control."