Humor Quotes

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Humor heals the wounded heart."

"Humor is humanity's greatest gift."

"Humor often masks profound truths; laughter can be a form of resistance and survival."

"I swear by the good Lord above, if I have to spend one more day listening to that Finch woman prattle on."

"The most boring letter in the alphabet: the one you're waiting for."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul"

"Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My answer is always the same: 'they don't stifle enough of them.'"

"There is someone in every class who wants to argue with you about every statement you make."

"The South is full of what unlettered people think of as grotesque and I am one of them myself."

"There are some people who would be offended by virtue itself."

"Humor is a way of coping with the unbearable. It's a necessity, not a luxury."

"Humor is the only honest response to absurdity."

"Humor is often the only honest response to absurdity."

"The most boring thing in the world, I believe, is a twelve-year-old girl."

"I am in fact a Marxist, but of the Groucho variety."

"I do things like get in a taxi and say, the library, and somehow the driver knows that I mean the British Library."

"Most people will install lasers in their files instead of reading them."

"You never have to change anything you got drunk and said."

"Human life is far too important to be taken seriously."

"If I am out of my mind, it's all right with me."

"Keep your sense of the absurd."

"Humor is the last refuge of those who see too much."

"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."

"Everybody else is even more f***ed up than you are."

"I am an ironist, and ironists are the ones who give you the feelings you do not want."

"You are not going to win the Nobel Prize in Literature."

"The problem with most people is they think."

"Most people are not as interesting as they think they are."

"The Misfit said that the grandmother reminded him of a chicken."