Humor Quotes

"That just killed me deader than a doornail."

"Humor reveals truth by showing us the gap between what is and what we expect."

"Humor is the best way to reveal truth"

"You may wonder whether I am not being ironical."

"Humor is the armor of the honest soul."

"Humor acknowledges the absurdity of existence."

"Humor is wisdom clothed in laughter."

"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."

"I wish that I could be as enthusiastic about something as cats are about lapses in human sensibility."

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"That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"Humor is the salt of life."

"Laughter echoes where hearts are light."

"Humor is the wisdom of recognizing the absurdity within the sublime."

"Humor is wisdom wearing a silly hat."

"Humor is the medicine for the unbearable."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise."

"Humor heals what seriousness cannot touch."

"There is such a thing as making a mountain out of a cloud."

"I wonder what Adam and Eve think of it by this time."

"I can entertain a feline and be companionable."

"It is a privilege to see so much confusion."

"I am troubled, I'm dissatisfied, I'm Irish."

"We all know that the mouse is the wisest of creatures."

"Some people get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Humor is the most agreeable companion for our journey."

"Humor heals the wounded spirit."

"Humor is a light that helps us see ourselves clearly."