Humor Quotes

"Humor is the greatest healer."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."

"I wonder what Adam and Eve think of it by now."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without amassing a reputation for joking."

"Humor is the polite rebellion against the unjust."

"Humor lightens the burden of existence."

"Humor reveals truth in unexpected ways."

"Humor lightens the burden of existence."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Every woman should marry an income tax inspector. He's the only one who really knows what she's worth."

"The moment one learns English, complications set in."

"Every man should have a wife, not because he is incomplete without one, but to have someone to blame for everything."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"Humor often reveals what seriousness conceals."

"Humor is the shortest distance between two people."

"Humor often reveals uncomfortable truths we avoid in serious discourse."

"Humor is wisdom that has learned not to take itself too seriously."

"Humor is the oxygen of the soul; breathe it deeply."

"Humor is the grace that allows us to laugh at ourselves before the world does."

"One cannot spend one's time in being modern when there are so many more amusing things to do."

"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best entertainment."

"Tis the early bird that catches the worm and gets shot at."

"What a wonderful place the world must be when we are not in it."

"The good die young, but the bad die sooner."

"A man may lose everything but his sense of humor."

"Humor is a refuge in times of hardship and uncertainty."

"Humor helps us find joy even in sorrow."

"Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head."

"A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down."