Humor Quotes

"Humor is a way of speaking truth when directness would shatter."

"Humor is the tragedy we have learned to laugh at."

"A man without humor is like a machine without oil."

"Humor allows us to speak truths that seriousness cannot."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul when the world feels heavy."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"Humor helps us endure the unbearable."

"The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "best" things."

"Humor is truth in disguise."

"Laughter is a weapon of survival against despair."

"I've written that laughter and tears are neighbors."

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

"You're a rotten driver. No, you are. Whenever I see you drive, I go to sleep."

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."

"The ability to curse smoothly is a mark of good breeding."

"Laughter may be day without night."

"Nothing is more precious than laughter."

"The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow."

"If you can laugh at it, you can live with it."

"I fear I am a boring old man. Perhaps that is because I am so interested in so many things."

"I never look at the eyes. If you look at the eyes, it ruins the whole effect."

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

"I had nothing to say and I was saying it."

"Humor is the tragedy of life plus time."

"Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone."

"I have no patience with people who laugh in the wrong places."

"Success is only a matter of luck. Ask any failure."

"A lot of people think that I'm a snob."

"I am glad not to have been born a woman."

"No man fully capable of his own opinion has ever lost a winking contest."