Humor Quotes

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you have probably misunderstood the situation."

"Humor is the mechanism by which we acknowledge the absurdity of existence."

"Humor is the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."

"One should never turn down an opportunity to see a fool act."

"When you are angry, count to four; when you are very angry, swear."

"The inability to take a joke is a sure sign of inferiority."

"The most dangerous creature on earth is the man who has no sense of humor."

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake."

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

"Be good and you will be lonesome."

"I could not help laughing at the serious way in which she had given me her advice."

"I would make a good wife to someone who didn't know what he was getting."

"There's nothing to worry about. It's just the brandy talking."

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right."

"Life is too short not to laugh a little."

"There is a kind of laughter that sickens the laughter's heart."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor reveals profound truths."

"Humor is the beginning of wisdom. It means you can laugh at yourself."

"Those who can laugh at themselves will never run out of material."

"Humor is nature's way of helping us endure hardship."

"Humor lightens the burden of difficult times."

"I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories."

"The author that speaks about his own books is almost as bad as the mother that talks about her own children."

"Humor often speaks truths that earnestness dare not utter."

"Humor is the ability to see absurdity without losing hope."

"Humor is one of the best medicines for the weary soul."

"Humor is a gift that makes the journey of life more bearable."

"I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about."