Humor Quotes

"A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market."

"A laugh is a powerful force that can heal and unite."

"A humorous spirit can lighten even the heaviest of burdens."

"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."

"Humor is the balm that soothes the wounds that seriousness inflicts."

"We are all of us a little under the weather in this mortal existence."

"A jest without malice can heal wounds that serious words cannot touch."

"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a man set about doing it."

"Humor is the oil that allows the machinery of life to run smoothly and pleasantly."

"Humor in the face of adversity is not denial; it is the triumph of the human spirit."

"Humor is the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

"Eating an entire box of tacos does not constitute a cheat day."

"The art of prophecy is very difficult especially with respect to the future."

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid."

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"I can live for two months on a good compliment."

"To eat is human, to digest, divine."

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."

"A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities."

"The way to know if you are aging is to see if you are laughing."

"Humor is the grace that prevents us from breaking."

"We are always doing something for Posterity, but I would fain see Posterity do something for us."

"Humor is the good-natured side of truth; it is the salt of conversation and the seasoning of life."

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."