Humor Quotes

"If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, or of weeping. Just watch him laugh."

"Humor and laughter are the languages of the soul."

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

"Everything is futile, so we might as well laugh."

"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness."

"Boredom is a response to boredom; it creates a vacuum."

"There is nothing quite so foolish as pretending to be wise."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports enjoys them."

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

"Humor is a way of dealing with pain."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."

"The only real difference between men and women is that women are better at reading the small print."

"I have the greatest contempt for people who lie and the greatest admiration for liars."

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

"I can forgive Alfred for dying but a man of his history should have had more consideration."

"The possibility of scandal is what makes people virtuous."

"A woman's place is in the wrong."

"The more one eats, the more one wears; the more one wears, the better one eats."

"The real disaster is the absence of disaster."

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

"I am waiting for the day when boredom will kill me."

"We should all be more like dogs."

"The world is a stage and we are the comedians."

"Humor is the weapon of the wise."