"Children are disgusting."Humor
"I hate wasting time on things that matter."Humor
"Everything tastes bad."Humor
"I'm not like other girls."Humor
"I have no redeeming qualities."Humor
"Love is stupid and I hate it."Humor
"I would rather die than be happy."Humor
"This is the most uncomfortable I have ever been."Humor
"I don't want to do anything."Humor
"April Ludgate: Cynic, pessimist, broken on the inside."Truth
"I wish I could care about things."Hope
"The world is a nightmare."Humor
"I have given up on life."Humor
"I'm afraid of the world and everything in it."Fear
"You have to believe in yourself even when no one else does."Inspiration
"I have nothing to offer anyone."Humor
"I'm the worst version of myself."Humor
"Nothing matters and we're all going to die anyway."Philosophy
"I want to leave and never come back."Humor
"I appreciate the effort, but I don't appreciate anything else about this."Humor
"This is bad and I'm upset."Humor
"I'm going to internalize this forever."Humor
"I don't have dreams. I have nightmares."Dreams
"Change is the only constant in life."Change
"I learn something new every day that I immediately wish I could unlearn."Education
"Time is a circle and we're all trapped in it."Time
"Knowledge is burden."Knowledge
"I could quit anytime, I just choose not to because I'm lazy."Motivation
"Freedom is overrated."Freedom
"Peace is boring."Peace