"Art is meaningless unless it makes you feel bad."Art
"Science explains everything except why things are terrible."Science
"Music is just sounds that are organized poorly."Music
"I have no faith in anything."Faith
"Leadership is when people do what you want and it's terrible."Leadership
"Work is a necessary evil."Work
"Dreams are for people with potential."Dreams
"Humor is my defense mechanism."Humor
"Beauty is a trap."Beauty
"Death is probably better than this."Death
"Perseverance is just not giving up, which sounds exhausting."Perseverance
"Gratitude is a waste of emotional energy."Gratitude
"Creativity is a form of suffering."Creativity
"Justice is a myth we tell ourselves."Justice
"Patience is for people with nothing better to do."Patience
"Kindness is weakness dressed up as virtue."Kindness
"I am stronger than I want to admit."Strength
"My fears are rational and justified."Fear
"Power corrupts and I would be corruptible."Power
"Money is the only thing that matters."Money
"Health is temporary, so why bother."Health
"Adventure is just a word for suffering in a different location."Adventure
"Imagination is a burden."Imagination
"Technology makes everything worse."Technology
"History is a nightmare I'm trying to wake up from."History
"Philosophy is useless like everything else."Philosophy
"Literature is depressing and beautiful."Literature
"Politics is a game for people worse than me."Politics
"Despite everything, I'll keep going."Motivation
"You inspire me to be a better version of my cynical self."Inspiration