Gilbert Gottfried

Stand-up Comedian American 1955 – 2022

Known for distinctive voice and shock comedy with unique delivery.

399 quotes

"Courage is being scared but doing it anyway."
Courage
"Change is inevitable; acceptance is optional."
Change
"Education is what you have left after forgetting facts."
Education
"Knowledge makes you dangerous to boring people."
Knowledge
"Time is a thief that steals your youth."
Time
"Truth hurts, but lies are boring."
Truth
"Freedom is just another word for nothing to lose."
Freedom
"Peace is what you get when there's nothing left to fight about."
Peace
"Nature doesn't need us; we need it."
Nature
"Art is therapy for the mentally unstable."
Art
"Science is just organized curiosity."
Science
"Music heals what words cannot."
Music
"Faith without doubt is just stubbornness."
Faith
"Leadership is convincing people you know what you're doing."
Leadership
"Work is necessary unless you're rich."
Work
"Dreams are what keep us from reality."
Dreams
"Beauty fades, but jokes are forever."
Beauty
"Death is the one appointment we can't reschedule."
Death
"Perseverance is stubbornness with good marketing."
Perseverance
"Gratitude is remembering what you have."
Gratitude
"Creativity is just copying and remixing."
Creativity
"Justice is served by those in power."
Justice
"Patience is what you need when you have no other choice."
Patience
"Kindness is underrated and underused."
Kindness
"Strength is easier than vulnerability."
Strength
"Fear is the only honest emotion."
Fear
"Power is what everyone wants but few deserve."
Power
"Money solves problems but creates others."
Money
"Health is something you take for granted until it's gone."
Health
"Adventure is discomfort with a good story."
Adventure