Gilbert Gottfried

"The path to happiness is paved with bad impressions."

"Imagination is more important than talent, especially in voice work."

"Strength comes from not caring what people think of your voice."

"The truth is funny if you tell it loudly enough."

"Freedom is the right to make people uncomfortable with your comedy."

"Nature knows nothing of comedy, but it should."

"Music is great, but have you heard a voice that's worse?"

"Faith is believing your next joke will land even though the last ten didn't."

"Leadership is convincing people to follow you despite your flaws."

"Work should be something you'd do even if nobody paid you to annoy them."

"Beauty is subjective, like my voice acting talent."

"Death is the only thing quieter than my dramatic pauses."

"Patience is waiting for people to understand your comedic timing."

"Creativity is breaking the rules of what people consider tolerable."

"Justice is making sure everyone has to listen to your voice equally."

"Power comes from making people remember you, for better or worse."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better recording equipment."

"Health is being able to scream your jokes for hours without losing your voice."

"Adventure is doing anything if you're willing to look ridiculous."

"Technology has made it easier to distribute my voice to millions of unwilling listeners."

"History will remember me fondly or not at all—I'm okay with both."

"Philosophy is just comedy without the punchlines."

"Literature is like voice acting—it's all about the delivery."

"Politics is a joke I didn't write but have to perform anyway."

"Motivation is reminding yourself why you started this ridiculous journey."

"Inspiration comes from the strangest places, like my throat."

"Relationships survive when both people can laugh at how annoying you are."

"Solitude is the only place where my voice is acceptable."

"Hope is thinking tomorrow's joke will be better than today's terrible one."

"The greatest act of love is tolerating my voice willingly."