"Nothing is so unforgivable as sin achieved through ignorance."
Justice
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
Wisdom
"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles by the ears, by the hair, or by any other means you can muster."
Perseverance
"I have never wished to cater to the majority."
Courage
"The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd."
Wisdom
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
Knowledge
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
Inspiration
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
Happiness
"I admire the serene assurance of a dog with a bone."
Humor
"The art of successful living lies not in doing what you like but in liking what you do."
Life
"If you pick up a starving dog and feed him, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
Dreams
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."
Humor
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Humor
"The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."
Truth
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
Humor
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
Death
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Solitude
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"Be good and you will be lonesome."
Humor
"Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection."
Perseverance
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
Truth
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
Success
