"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with complete confidence"
Courage
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing"
Success
"I'm the human version of a highlight reel"
"Breakfast foods can serve for any meal"
Wisdom
"I need a certain amount of fabric softener to be happy"
Happiness
"If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be visionary"
Philosophy
"I'm like an elephant, I never forget"
"I have a very good life. I have a great house and I drive a nice car"
Success
"Everything I do is iconic. I'm a trendsetter"
Art
"I love money so much, I think it should be taught in school"
Money
"Ube, callaloo, roti. I'm very well-traveled"
Adventure
"I'm getting rid of this office. It's bad luck"
Change
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and work at a job for which I get paid too little"
Motivation
"This office will be the crown jewel of Pawnee Parks"
Dreams
"I'm like an Adonis of caffeine, so my supply is endless"
Power
"Garry, you're a pig. A beautiful woman and a smart man. In any combination"
Humor
"I am running away from my responsibilities"
Truth
"My suit is not a cry for help, it's a shout of victory"
Success
"I'm interested in three things: making money, looking good, and being awesome"
"Entertainment 720 is bigger than the Grand Canyon"
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend"
Friendship
"People say never go back to your ex. False"
Wisdom
"I need a strong drink and a cold shower"
Humor
"I'm pretty sure I'm going to get kidnapped by someone"
Fear
"I don't want to overstate it, but I think I might be the best person ever"
"My bedroom is like a man cave, but sexier"
Humor
"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes"
Humor
"Time to treat yo'self has come around again"
"I thrive on negativity. It fuels me"
Strength
"This is the best day of my life"
Happiness