Tom Haverford

"Patience is a virtue, and I have very few virtues."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I believe in being honest, authentic, and humble. Just kidding - I believe in being amazing."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm going to find it."

"I'm a people person. I love people. Especially people who like me."

"History is important because it helps us understand the present."

"Music is the universal language of humanity."

"Peace comes from knowing you did your best."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"Nature is beautiful, unless it rains and gets your suit wet."

"I'm not afraid of anything except clowns and germs."

"Strength is not about physical power - it's about determination."

"I'm grateful for every opportunity to be awesome."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that other people don't see."

"Justice is important, but so is looking good while seeking it."

"Health is wealth, which is why I'm rich in both."

"Politics is the art of getting what you want."

"Wars are won by people who believe in themselves the most."

"Inspiration comes from within, and also from expensive things."

"I believe in literature because books have expensive leather covers."

"Science proves that I'm awesome."

"The only way to deal with fear is to face it head-on."

"I don't believe in luck - I believe in being prepared."

"Solitude is boring. I'd rather be around people who appreciate me."

"Family is everything, except when it's inconvenient."

"Hope is the thing that keeps us moving forward."

"I've learned that the best things in life require effort."

"Love is complicated, but it's worth the effort."

"The secret to a good life is making good decisions."

"I'm like a limited edition - there's only one of me."