30 Rock

"Loyalty is everything in business and in life."

"I believe in the power of a firm handshake."

"You have to be willing to sacrifice for what you want."

"A good scotch is like a good woman—aged and expensive."

"Everything in life is a negotiation."

"The real world doesn't reward nice. It rewards results."

"I don't have time for regrets."

"Dreams are for people without power."

"Never trust a man in a suit unless you're wearing one too."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions."

"Take care of yourself, because your body is a temple."

"I've learned that it's important to work hard and play harder."

"The best revenge is success."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comfort, which is basically the same thing."

"I grew up in a very tough neighborhood. We had to fight for respect."

"Never make friends with people who are better than you."

"I don't believe in lying. I believe in strategically omitting the truth."

"The key to a happy life is compartmentalization."

"A man should always have a plan."

"Live every week like it's Shark Week."

"I'm Jack Donaghy. I don't do things halfway."

"Impact is more important than income, but ideally you get both."

"You're not stuck, you're just not moving in the right direction yet."

"The people who truly matter are the ones who stay through the chaos."

"Life is too short to hold grudges, make amends or move on."

"Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is ask for help."

"Strength grows in the struggle, that's when you find out who you really are."

"You don't need to be perfect, you just need to be authentic."

"The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all."

"Laughter is the best medicine, followed by actual medicine."