30 Rock

"Leadership isn't about being in charge, it's about taking charge."

"I am a man of faith, and my faith is in myself."

"Peace comes from within. Also from sleeping pills."

"There's nothing creative about doing what everyone else is doing."

"Gratitude is not just saying thank you, it's living it every day."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. I prefer to call it being consistent."

"Love is a four-letter word. So is hate. So is pain. So is joys. Wait, that doesn't work."

"If you're not failing, you're not trying hard enough. But also, try harder."

"Time is money, and money is jet skis."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations and a good lawyer."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to stop learning and start doing."

"Never trust a skinny chef or a happy person."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, it's being afraid and doing it anyway, then bragging about it."

"I tried to be a good husband, but I was too busy being great."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is reality."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell the lemonade for a profit."

"Friends are like shoes - you need at least two and they should match."

"You can't fake being a good person. Well, you can, but eventually people find out."

"Every morning I wake up and make a choice to be great."

"I want to go to there."

"The key to success is to never give up, unless you're losing, then you should definitely give up."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except the box is a jet and the chocolates are more jets."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski?"

"Sometimes you have to go back to actually move forward."

"I'm not a doctor, but I am a doctor, so listen up."

"History is my teacher."

"Technology is my friend."

"I imagine a world where everyone is fabulous."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it."

"I take care of my body and my mind."