30 Rock

"I want to make a difference in the world."

"Sometimes you just need to laugh at yourself."

"I'm never going to understand men."

"You have to take care of yourself first."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason."

"Nothing is more important than your family."

"I'm trying to be a better person every day."

"Life is not about what you have, it's about who you have."

"I'm not going to settle for less than I deserve."

"Why are men so complicated?"

"I need to focus on my career right now."

"That's what friendship is all about - being there for each other."

"I'm going to stop being so hard on myself."

"Good communication is the key to any relationship."

"I don't know what I'm doing half the time."

"Sometimes you have to take risks to get what you want."

"I'm a feminist, and I'm proud of it."

"Life is too short to waste time on bad people."

"You can't make everyone happy. You can only make yourself happy."

"I would rather be at home watching TV."

"Food is my best friend."

"I'm a businesswoman, dammit."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just let it go."

"I just want someone to love me for me."

"Getting older is not for the faint of heart."

"I don't believe in soulmates. I believe in finding someone you can tolerate."

"Work is a place where you go when you don't want to be home."

"I'm not going to apologize for who I am."

"Why do I always make things so complicated?"

"I deserve better than this."