30 Rock

"The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to make your own doctor's appointments."

"I'm going to live in the moment, for once in my life."

"You have to do what makes you happy, not what makes other people happy."

"I don't want to be a career woman. I want to be a person."

"Being a woman is like being in the mafia. Once you're in, you're in."

"I'm smarter than I look, and I work harder than I talk."

"Sometimes you just have to trust that things will work out."

"Blerg! What does that even mean?"

"I'm going to have it all - or at least most of it."

"The fact that there are rules at all is insane. We live in a society."

"You know what? I'm just going to do what I want and not worry about what anyone else thinks."

"I love you. And I'm going to be here for you no matter what happens."

"Every woman is insane, but only once a month."

"I'm not a real person. I'm a neural net processor. A learning computer."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I want to go to there."

"Confidence is the greatest asset a man can have."

"I don't believe in mistakes. I believe in learning experiences."

"The world rewards those who make hard decisions."

"Every person has a price. Mine is just very high."

"I've learned that humor is just truth with good timing."

"The future belongs to people with vision and execution."

"A handshake and your word are your bond."

"Success is the best form of validation."

"I don't ask for permission. I ask for forgiveness."

"The greatest victories are the ones nobody sees coming."

"Loyalty without results is just nostalgia."

"I believe in the power of a well-tailored suit."

"Perfection is not an accident. It's a choice."

"I've learned that style is substance."