30 Rock

"Science proves that everything we believe is probably wrong."

"Art is the only thing that makes life worth living."

"Family will disappoint you, but at least they're honest about it."

"Kindness is underrated because it doesn't get you ahead."

"Patience is a virtue that literally no one has anymore."

"Strength isn't about never falling down - it's about getting back up."

"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a really good dinner."

"Fear is just your brain trying to protect you from embarrassment."

"Time waits for no one, so stop waiting for the right time."

"Education is what remains after you forget what you learned."

"Change is the only constant, so get used to being uncomfortable."

"Happiness is a choice you make every single day."

"Love is the only thing worth risking everything for."

"Success means different things to different people, which is the problem."

"Laughter is the best medicine for when you realize how absurd life is."

"Honesty is the best policy until it makes people uncomfortable."

"Being yourself is exhausting because everyone has opinions about it."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes."

"The best things in life are free, which is why people don't appreciate them."

"Leadership is about making other people better, not yourself."

"Work is better when it feels like it matters."

"Solitude is where you actually meet yourself."

"Relationships are just practice for being alone."

"Inspiration comes from paying attention to life around you."

"Motivation is just disappointment with a deadline."

"Politics is the art of making everyone upset equally."

"Literature keeps humanity from being completely stupid."

"Philosophy is just asking questions no one can answer definitively."

"History repeats itself because we don't listen the first time."

"Technology is like fire - useful until it burns you."