30 Rock

"The world is divided into two types of people: those who lead and those who follow. I'm neither. I'm above both."

"I measure loyalty by results, not intentions."

"Every setback is setup for a comeback. If you're willing to fight."

"I learned early that sentiment is a luxury poor people can afford."

"The most valuable thing in business is information. The second is ruthlessness."

"I've never believed in balance. I believe in dominance."

"Success is the best revenge. But revenge is good too."

"I don't make enemies. I make people who regret opposing me."

"The best time to act is when nobody expects it."

"I respect people who challenge me. Then I eliminate them."

"Every person has leverage. Mine is that I don't care if I lose."

"I've learned that being liked is less important than being effective."

"The key to negotiations is knowing what you want and what they need."

"I believe in continuous improvement. Stagnation is death."

"Failure is just success that hasn't been rebranded yet."

"People often ask me how I stay motivated. I stay motivated by staying powerful."

"I've learned that the best defense is a better offense."

"Every decision I make is calculated. Even the ones that look impulsive."

"I don't compete with others. I compete with my yesterday."

"The future belongs to those who see it coming. I've been preparing for years."

"I've built my career on understanding people better than they understand themselves."

"Humor is a tool. Use it wisely, or don't use it at all."

"I believe in second chances. Mostly because I've never needed one."

"The world doesn't owe you anything. You have to take what you want."

"Death is the one thing I can't negotiate with. So I don't think about it."

"I've never understood kindness. I prefer efficiency."

"Every person is replaceable. That's why I'm not."

"I measure my life not in years, but in accomplishments."

"The secret to success is doing what nobody else wants to do."

"I don't make excuses. I make explanations. There's a difference."