30 Rock

"A good strategist thinks three moves ahead. I think ten moves ahead."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking. And my best plotting."

"Gratitude is something I show through raises and promotions."

"I've learned that you can't lead people you don't understand. So I don't try."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is better."

"Adventure is nice, but progress is better."

"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming. I don't have time for dreams."

"War in the boardroom is just as intense as war in the field."

"Politics taught me that everyone has a price. Mine is very high."

"Literature can tell you about life. Television can be life."

"I'm not interested in philosophy. I'm interested in results."

"The beauty of this job is knowing that everything I do matters."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove. I prefer things I can quantify."

"Music is fine, but have you ever heard the sound of a successful deal closing?"

"Justice is too often a matter of perspective. I prefer power."

"I believe in working smarter, not harder. I also believe in both."

"Technology is just a tool. The tool being your mind."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes. That's why I have so few failures."

"The strongest people are those who admit their weaknesses and use them anyway."

"In relationships, honesty is overrated. Strategy is underrated."

"Love is a luxury I can't afford. Power is free if you're willing to take it."

"I don't have time for regrets. I'm too busy creating new problems."

"The key to happiness is managing expectations. Set them low, exceed them constantly."

"I respect competence above all else. Looks matter less than ability."

"People are motivated by three things: money, sex, and television."

"I've never been afraid to make an unpopular decision if I believed it was right."

"The creative process is beautiful. The business end is brutal."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation meeting opportunity and crushing it."

"Peace is nice, but power is better."

"History will judge us. I hope it judges us kindly. But I'd settle for famous."