30 Rock

"People are fundamentally selfish. Accept it and move on."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice."

"Solitude is underrated in a world of constant noise."

"Relationships are just two people pretending to understand each other."

"Inspiration strikes people who work hard enough to deserve it."

"Motivation is a myth. Necessity is the real driver."

"War proves that humans are fundamentally flawed."

"Politics is organized theft with a voting system."

"Literature is just someone else's thoughts on paper."

"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is a tool for smart people to dominate dumb people."

"Imagination is what separates humans from animals."

"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."

"Health is wealth, but only when you're using it."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys options."

"Power is the only thing that matters in this world."

"Fear is just an emotion that keeps you alive."

"Strength comes from refusing to show weakness."

"Kindness is just manipulation with a smile."

"Patience is a virtue for people who have nothing better to do."

"Justice is served to those with the most power."

"Creativity requires discipline and hard work, not inspiration."

"Gratitude is a sign of weakness. Demand what you deserve."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death is the only certainty in life, so stop worrying."

"Beauty fades, but intelligence is forever."

"Humor is how I cope with the absurdity of existence."

"Dreams are nice, but reality is where you live."

"Work is what separates the successful from the lazy."