30 Rock

"Leadership means making decisions others won't like."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see or prove."

"Music can move the soul, but it won't pay your bills."

"Science proves that most people are idiots."

"Art is subjective, which is why most of it is garbage."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems or your feelings."

"Peace is just the absence of conflict, not real contentment."

"Freedom comes with responsibility. Most people can't handle it."

"The truth hurts because it usually means you were wrong."

"Time waits for no one, so stop wasting it."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you use it."

"Education teaches you facts, but life teaches you truth."

"Change is inevitable. Adapt or get left behind."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's ignoring it."

"Hope is for people who haven't faced reality yet."

"Family will always disappoint you, but they're still family."

"Friendship is earned, not given. Make people work for it."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, nothing more."

"I've learned that wisdom comes from experience, mostly bad ones."

"The key to happiness is accepting what you cannot change."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Success is about knowing what you want and taking it."

"I'm not a man, I'm a force of nature."

"Solitude is when you finally hear yourself think."

"Relationships require maintenance like anything else valuable."

"Inspiration is just noticing what was already there."

"Motivation fades; discipline is what actually works."

"Politics is the art of compromise nobody likes."

"History repeats because people don't learn."

"Technology is a tool; what matters is how you use it."