Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Shake, you always gotta complicate things."

"I done seen some things."

"That's a beautiful thing right there."

"I'm feeling good today."

"You my best friend, Shake."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but I can't eat none of 'em."

"I love you, Shake."

"That don't make no sense."

"I'm gonna turn into a hot dog."

"You gotta believe in yourself, man."

"Shake, I done told you, I ain't got no money."

"I'm Meatwad. That's what I do."

"Suffering builds character, but I got enough of that already."

"Pain is what teaches you not to do something again."

"Pleasure is temporary but bills are forever."

"Wealth is more than money, it's peace of mind."

"Poverty is just not having enough money."

"Prosperity is what happens when you don't spend money stupid."

"Security is having your own stuff in your own place."

"Convenience is worth any price."

"Comfort is the most important thing in life."

"The present is all you really got."

"The future is uncertain, so plan accordingly."

"The past is the past, and it ain't coming back."

"Losers make excuses, winners move on to the next thing."

"Winners don't make excuses, they just don't lose."

"Excuses are what losers make when they lose."

"Blame is easy, responsibility is harder."

"Forgiveness is for people who got nothing better to do."

"Revenge is a dish best served when they ain't expecting it."