Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"History is just dead people's drama."

"Technology is supposed to make life easier, but it don't."

"Imagination is what kids got before they learn how the world works."

"Adventure is what happens when you lose your way."

"Health is not being sick enough to go to the doctor."

"Power is being able to say no to anybody."

"Fear keeps you alive and careful."

"Strength is not taking no for an answer."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness if you ask me."

"Patience is what old people got because they can't move fast."

"Justice is whoever's got the bigger lawyer."

"Creativity is finding new ways to do the same old thing."

"I'm grateful for my stuff and that's about it."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to quit."

"Death is the only guarantee besides taxes."

"Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone."

"Humor is just another word for making fun of people."

"Dreams are nice, but they don't pay the bills."

"I work because I gotta eat, not because I love it."

"Leadership is telling people what to do and making sure they do it."

"Faith is what you got when everything else fails."

"Music is background noise when you're trying to watch TV."

"Science don't matter if it don't make your life easier."

"Art is whatever somebody's willing to pay for."

"Nature is nice to look at from my air-conditioned living room."

"Peace is just silence with nobody asking for nothing."

"Freedom means doing what I want in my own house."

"The truth is, most people are just trying to get over on you."

"Time is money, so don't waste my time."

"Knowledge is power, but money is better."