Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Justice is more about luck than anything else."

"Charity is tax deductible, that's why I do it."

"Generosity is when you got too much to carry around."

"Greed is just ambition with a bad reputation."

"Contentment is knowing when to stop wanting."

"Ambition is wanting more than you got."

"Experience is what you call your mistakes when you get older."

"Regret is wasted time looking backward."

"Failure is just not trying hard enough, or trying at all."

"Success is when other people wish they were you."

"Humility is what poor people got when they can't afford pride."

"Pride is knowing you did right without anybody telling you."

"Trust nobody until they prove they ain't trying to scam you."

"Honesty is overrated in business and life."

"Loyalty is a concept people use when they want something."

"Character is how you act when nobody's watching and you think they might be anyway."

"Hard work don't always pay off, but sitting around never does."

"Privacy is your right and your responsibility."

"Neighbors are just people who live too close to you."

"Swimming in your own pool beats any vacation."

"Food is one of the few things worth caring about."

"Don't let nobody disrespect you in your own house."

"Solitude is the best company you can have."

"Relationships are too much work for what you get out of it."

"Inspiration is when you see somebody else doing good."

"Motivation is wanting something bad enough to work for it."

"War is what happens when somebody don't listen."

"Politics is how rich people stay rich."

"Literature is books people make you read in school."

"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that don't matter."