Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Education don't mean nothing if you got common sense."

"Hope is for people who don't got nothing else."

"Family? That's just people you're stuck with."

"Happiness is a nice cold drink and nobody bothering you."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth and count your money."

"Change is what happens when you can't keep things the same anymore."

"Money don't grow on trees, but it grows in your bank account if you're smart."

"You gotta stand up for yourself, even if nobody's listening."

"Friendship is just people who want something from you."

"I work hard so I can relax hard. That's the American way."

"The key to success is keeping people out of your business."

"Love is for people who don't have a good air conditioning system."

"Life is about taking what you want and not letting anybody tell you different."

"You know what? I don't need your friendship. I got my house, my pool, and my car."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. There's a difference."

"War destroys what peace builds."

"Politics divides but people connect."

"Literature preserves human experience."

"Philosophy questions everything."

"History repeats itself if we're not careful."

"Technology is a tool, not a solution."

"Imagination creates possibility."

"Adventure awaits the brave."

"Health ain't just about the body."

"Money comes and goes, character stays."

"Power without wisdom is dangerous."

"Fear teaches valuable lessons."

"Strength is more than physical."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Patience builds character."