Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"The important thing is to just keep on keepin' on."

"I can turn into a hand. Or a hot dog. Or a hot dog with a hand."

"Frylock, you know what would be cool? If we had a pool."

"That's crazy, man. That's just crazy."

"Sometimes I just sit and think about things."

"I love the show about the cops and the robbers."

"My daddy taught me everything I know."

"You see, that's the thing about being Meatwad - I can be whatever I want."

"I'm gonna go do some crazy stuff."

"That don't make no sense."

"Shake, I can change into anything I want."

"I'm Meatwad. I'm a meatwad."

"Solitude beats company ninety-nine times out of a hundred."

"Relationships start with lies and end with resentment."

"Inspiration comes from desperation, nothin' else."

"Motivation is doin' stuff you don't wanna do 'cause you gotta."

"War is what happens when talkin' ain't worked out."

"Politics is a con game where everybody loses but the winners."

"Literature's just entertainment for people who think they're smart."

"Philosophy don't feed your family."

"History repeats itself 'cause nobody learns nothin' from it."

"Technology's made life worse, not better."

"Imagination stops workin' right around the time you get bills to pay."

"Adventure is just problems in a different zip code."

"Health is what you had before you got old."

"Money's the root of all evil, but you need it anyway."

"The only power that matters is the power to be left alone."

"Fear's just excitement without the money."

"I ain't strong, I'm just stubborn enough to keep standin'."

"Kindness gets people thinkin' they can ask you for favors."