Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Love is what happens when your brain stops workin' right."

"Success is when people quit botherin' you about your failures."

"Life's a grind, and I ain't got much to show for it."

"You can't trust nobody, especially people who smile too much."

"Solitude is the only relationship worth havin'."

"Relationships are a pain in the ass if you ask me."

"Inspiration comes from a cold beer and some peace and quiet."

"I'm motivated by gettin' people off my lawn."

"War is what happens when negotiations fail and somebody's gotta pay."

"Politics is all lies and everybody's crooked."

"Literature is just a lotta words somebody else wrote."

"Philosophy don't pay rent, man."

"History is just a bunch of old dead people's problems."

"Technology breaks down right when you need it most."

"Imagination is for kids and crazy people."

"Adventure is just stuff that goes wrong in a place you ain't familiar with."

"Health is overrated when you got a good TV guide."

"Money don't buy happiness, but it buys beer, which is close enough."

"Power is havin' the remote control and the pizza."

"Fear? The only thing I fear is losin' my cable."

"I'm stronger than I look, which ain't sayin' much."

"Kindness is how people take advantage of you."

"Patience ain't one of my virtues, and I'm okay with that."

"Justice is just whatever the guy with more power says it is."

"Creativity is for people with too much free time."

"I'm grateful for what I got, which ain't much."

"You keep pushin' on even though nothin' matters, that's perseverance."

"Death is probably the only peace I'm gonna get."

"Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone."

"Humor is makin' fun of people stupider than you."