Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Dreams are just what happens when you fall asleep tired."

"Work sucks, but not workin' sucks worse when you ain't got money."

"A real leader is someone who takes charge and blames everybody else."

"Faith is somethin' for people who can't figure things out themselves."

"Music nowadays is all noise, give me some real stuff."

"Science don't explain why my life sucks."

"Art is a waste of time and money."

"Nature? That's where all the bugs and snakes is at."

"Peace and quiet - that's all I want from this world."

"Freedom means nobody can tell me what to do in my own house."

"Truth is, most people are full of it."

"Time is somethin' I got plenty of and nothin' to do with it."

"Knowledge don't pay the bills, man."

"I never had no education, and look at me - I'm doin' fine."

"Change is just another word for everything gettin' worse."

"Takes real courage to sit on your couch and do nothin'."

"Hope is for suckers who think things gonna get better."

"Family? That's just people you're stuck with."

"I don't need friends, I got my neighbors to annoy."

"You gotta work hard if you wanna get nowhere in life."

"Happiness is havin' a cold beer and bein' left alone."

"I seen a lot of things, and most of 'em was disappointing."

"Love is for people who don't got nothin' better to do."

"You think you're better than me? I got a house and a car, what do you got?"

"I ain't got time for your problems, man. I got my own stuff going on."

"I'm gonna sleep on this and see how I feel tomorrow."

"This situation is completely outta hand."

"You're the worst neighbor I ever had."

"I'm givin' you one minute to explain yourself."

"This is what I call rock bottom."