Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Patience is what happens when you ain't got no choice."

"Justice is just the rich winnin' against the poor."

"Creativity's just another word for makin' mistakes and claimin' you meant it."

"I'm grateful I ain't dead yet, I guess."

"Keep goin' even when there ain't no reason to, that's all you can do."

"Death's probably gonna be the best nap I ever take."

"Beautiful things usually cost too much and break easy."

"A good joke is at somebody else's expense."

"Dreams come true? That's just what they tell kids."

"Work is what separates free people from imprisoned people."

"Lead by example - the example bein' doin' as little as possible."

"Faith is just hopin' somebody upstairs is payin' attention."

"Music was better when I was young, now it's all garbage."

"Science can't explain why my life's such a mess."

"Art's just expensive garbage people pretend to understand."

"Nature's got too many bugs and things that sting."

"Peace is what I had before these people moved in."

"My freedom ends where my neighbor's noise begins."

"Truth is most people are liars, includin' me sometimes."

"Time just keeps slippin' away and there ain't nothin' you can do about it."

"All the knowledge in the world don't stop you from bein' broke."

"School don't teach you nothin' useful about real life."

"Only thing that changes is you get older and more tired."

"Takes no courage to do what you're supposed to do anyway."

"Hope gets you killed, so quit hopin'."

"Family's just strangers you gotta put up with forever."

"Friends backstab you, neighbors steal from you - might as well be alone."

"Work ain't never worked out for me, but I still gotta do it."

"Happy is just another word for not payin' attention."

"The wise thing is knowin' when to shut up and go inside."