Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Work is what you do when you can't convince someone else to do it."

"A real leader doesn't follow rules - he makes them up as he goes."

"Faith is for people who need something to believe in. I believe in me."

"Music should be loud enough that you can't think."

"Science is just a bunch of guys in white coats guessing."

"Art is whatever I say is art, and right now I say this is art."

"Nature? That's outside. I don't go outside."

"Peace is just what you get when everybody agrees with you."

"Freedom means I get to do whatever I want, whenever I want."

"The truth is whatever sounds good when I say it."

"Time is something that happens to other people."

"I know everything I need to know, and that's the problem with everyone else."

"Education is a waste of time when you're already perfect."

"Change is bad. Everything should stay the way I like it."

"Courage? That's just another word for not thinking ahead."

"Hope is for people with nothing better to do."

"Family's just people who have to put up with you."

"Friendship is overrated. What I need is respect and snacks."

"Success is when people do what you tell them to do."

"The secret to happiness is not caring about anything."

"I don't need wisdom. I got instincts, and they're always right."

"Love is just a word, man. Like 'refrigerator' - it's just a word."

"If at first you don't succeed, blame somebody else."

"Money ain't everything, but it sure beats not having money."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much. Just do stuff and see what happens."

"I'm the leader, so whatever I say goes, and what I say is we're doing this my way."

"Accept that death is a part of the cycle."

"True power comes from integrity."

"Education opens doors you didn't know existed."

"Understanding science helps you understand life."