Archer

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high intelligence."

"I don't believe in luck, only probability."

"Every problem has a solution if you're willing to experiment."

"Wisdom comes from observing human nature from a distance."

"My greatest creation was understanding myself."

"Freedom is the ability to pursue knowledge without interference."

"The truth is whatever can be reproduced in a lab."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes."

"Beauty is just evolutionary preference."

"Humor is a defense mechanism I've perfected."

"Work is what separates the great from the mediocre."

"Leadership is convincing others to do what you want."

"Faith in science is the only faith I need."

"Music is just organized sound waves."

"Peace is simply the absence of problems I've created."

"Change is constant unless you can control it."

"Hope is just optimism with better genetics."

"Family is what you make it, preferably in a lab."

"True friendship is rare and usually involves shared secrets."

"Happiness is a measurable chemical state in the brain."

"Love is just neurochemistry and poor judgment."

"Life is an experiment, and I'm the scientist."

"Solitude is where the best work happens."

"Relationships require understanding human behavior, my specialty."

"Inspiration comes from understanding how things work."

"Motivation is for people without intrinsic drive."

"War is simply diplomacy by other means."

"Politics is just organized chaos with less honest intentions."

"Literature is fascinating, especially biographies of great scientists."

"Philosophy is just science for people without labs."