Archer

"I'm transferring to a different department."

"You're all fired, in my mind."

"I'm the only sane one left."

"This team is dysfunctional."

"I'm keeping a record of everything."

"That's not how you treat people."

"I've warned you multiple times."

"This is beyond my job description."

"Everyone listen to me right now."

"I deserve a raise for this."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"I'm invoking executive privilege."

"This is exactly what I predicted."

"You need professional help, all of you."

"I'm done being the scapegoat."

"That's completely against protocol."

"I require a written apology."

"This operation is doomed."

"You're all going to regret treating me this way."

"I'm the only adult here."

"This is why I drink."

"I've been carrying this team for years."

"That defies all logic."

"You people are impossible."

"I'm taking my talents elsewhere."

"This is completely out of control."

"I need everyone to calm down."

"That's the worst idea I've ever heard."

"I'm not arguing with you about this."

"This is precisely why we have rules."