Archer

"I'm not a maid. I'm a highly trained intelligence agent."

"Danger zone!"

"You are the worst spy ever."

"I need to get out of this office. I'm going to kill someone."

"If you were a woman, would you date you?"

"We're spies. We don't have friends, we have handlers."

"Sterling, just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I don't know how to do my job."

"That's what she said."

"You know what? I don't even want to know."

"I can do both. I'm a multitasker."

"Call me Duchess."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"I'm not drunk, you're drunk."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Solitude is where we meet ourselves."

"Relationships are a mirror of ourselves."

"Inspiration requires preparation to recognize."

"Motivation fades; discipline persists."

"War costs everyone, even the winners."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"Literature is proof that human experience matters."

"Philosophy begins with wonder."

"History repeats because we don't listen."

"Technology amplifies what we already are."

"Imagination is more valuable than facts."

"Adventure requires leaving what's comfortable behind."

"Health is the one investment that always pays dividends."

"Money is a tool, not a goal."

"Power is most dangerous in the hands of those who don't question it."

"Fear keeps you honest about your limitations."