Archer

"Can you please just listen to me for once?"

"I'm not your therapist. I'm a spy."

"If you think I'm letting you out of my sight, you're insane."

"This is so typical. So incredibly typical."

"I have had it up to here with you."

"Why do you always have to make everything difficult?"

"I deserve better than this. So much better."

"You're impossible. You know that, right?"

"Do I look like I care what you think?"

"This is the worst day ever. And I was shot at yesterday."

"I can't believe I have to explain this."

"Sterling, you are going to get someone killed."

"I need a drink. Actually, I need several drinks."

"What are you doing? Seriously, what are you doing?"

"This job is insane."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"You know what? Fine. Whatever."

"Not right now, not ever."

"I am a professional. Treat me like one."

"Mother, please. I beg you."

"You're unbelievable. And not in a good way."

"I have a code. It's called 'get paid.'"

"That is not how this works. That is not how any of this works."

"I'm done. I'm out. Find another girl."

"You're an idiot. A really, really stupid idiot."

"This is why I drink."

"Can we please just focus on the mission?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Seriously, what is your problem?"

"How is that remotely acceptable?"