Archer

"I don't need a man to feel complete."

"Eat a dick, Marc Anthony."

"I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"You are literally the worst spy ever."

"I have the worst timing of anyone in the world."

"My mother is a very complicated woman."

"I don't want a baby, I want a new car."

"Call me when you've figured out how to not be a terrible person."

"Babies are disgusting little monsters."

"I'm drunk, not stupid."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not insane, I'm just a little twisted."

"I deserve better. And I'm going to get it."

"This is your fault. Your fault entirely."

"I'm done. I'm officially done."

"You know I'm right. You always know I'm right."

"I'm not a fool. Don't treat me like one."

"This is below me. All of this."

"I don't appreciate your tone."

"You need to grow up. Seriously."

"I earned every single achievement I have."

"This is not happening. Not today."

"I have standards. Very high standards."

"You're going to regret this. Mark my words."

"I make my own decisions."

"Nobody puts Lana Kane in a corner."

"I'm not your backup plan."

"This is exactly what I was afraid of."

"You're lucky I even like you."

"I don't have time for this nonsense."