Archer

"I'm practically royalty."

"You couldn't manage your way out of a wet paper bag."

"I'm too good for this job."

"Your presence is physically painful to me."

"I would rather be anywhere else."

"You're all equally terrible."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I'm far too intelligent for this conversation."

"Your incompetence is almost impressive."

"I have better things to do than listen to this."

"You're all completely ridiculous."

"I'm going to need therapy for this."

"Mother was right about everything."

"I deserve a medal for putting up with you people."

"Your failure is my entertainment."

"I'm done with all of you."

"You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag."

"This is beneath my station."

"I would rather be dead."

"Your stupidity knows no bounds."

"I'm practically perfect."

"You're all completely useless."

"I don't have time for your nonsense."

"This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard."

"Mother would be ashamed of you."

"I'm surrounded by morons."

"Your existence is a disappointment to everyone."

"I'm going to need a very large drink for this."

"You couldn't spy your way out of a wet paper bag."

"I have standards, unlike some people."